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Narrator: In the year 33AD…
Apostle 1: The Messiah! He’s gone!
Apostle 2: Where did he go?
*enter Jesus*
*Jesus puts on sunglasses*
Jesus: (driving a car) hang on
Chris Tucker: Man you crazy Jesus, YOUR CRAZY!
Jesus: That’s what my Ex-wife said
Chris Tucker: For the son of God, you sure are a son of a…
Jesus/Chris: WOOOOOOOOOOO
*Car jumps through
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