(Untitled)

[joesus]

me and phil had an odd convo at work today, about how the myans were right and the world ended in 2000, and how they ended bc of STD's, and how for the last 5 years we have all just been in hell, but i'm in heaven bc there are more dunkin donuts in the immediate are than starbucks :)

Comments

[_notatliberty_]

dunkin donuts ROCKS!!!!! hahaha...i think u two are right...it has been hell for the past 5 years. but then again...u might be wrong...but i heart u anyway!

[hvymetaljesus]

I think you're wrong about this. Cuz I mean, shit sucks. But I imagine Hell would be an unimaginable and unbearable torture to me. I mean, if I was in hell right now, Satan isn't doing too great of a job torturing me. It's all just kinda like "eh". And I know I'm not in heaven. Cuz if I was, I'd be getting a blowjob right now. So I'd have to be in Hell. And I would NOT be this laid back in Hell. Or maybe I would, and Hell would be just like in Little Nicky. THAT would be fucking awesome. Playing air guitar on a set of bones while listening to metal...

[_notatliberty_]

dan u are freakin amazing. i agree with u totally...except for the whole blowjob thing...yeah.. = / anywho. little nicky was an amazing movie!!! if that were the case, i'd be more interested in going to hell then heaven!!! hahahaha

[joesus]

actually there is no such thing as hell,,, just heaven and pergatory