So does anybody want to go to Gay Skate with me on Monday?

It's at the same rink Monster was filmed!!!

happy fourtyh of july fuckrrss
i cangt dveven get marriued in this fujkcking couijntry unless i mofve to massa chiuusserttesw!!!!1111

"dude i fucking miss drinking with kalyn like woah.
other than me she's the only cool girl."

-Katie Folden

SO I watched Kids for the first time today, yeah I know what you're thinking, "Wow Joes never seen Kids before, what a loser!" And it's true, not having seen Kids does make people losers. But it was a good movie. I give it an A. What else happened today? I went swimming, had arts and crafts, went out to eat, ran around, yada yada yada. Now I ( Read more... )

Since moving to Orlando i've been measuring time and distance in cigarettes. For example, my sister lives about a cigarette away, or, it's about a half-a-pack to Goldenrod. I find this more appealing than the typical "mile" or "minute" and would prefer it if the next time one of you are giving me directions you'll use it.

I went to see Haram tonight and they ruled hard!
Oh, and um, Darkest Hour was extra steeny as well.

I saw that sign in a Publix parking lot today as I was buying groceries. Even funnier, just as I pulled in beside the space a pregnent mama parked right next to me. That is sooo Publix. Oh, and im working at Friday's now. Well, soon. After two attempts at the personality test that is. I had to lie on every question to pass. Why am I so shocked ( Read more... )

Goodbye Martin County!

I haven't gotten a chance to post about it yet but Melt Banana and Daughters were rad as shit.

The sun came up above the strange white plain ( Read more... )