Does "new car + new house = new life ( Read more... )

So I'm contemplating what kind of tattoo I should get, more likely where I should get it. I was thinking of getting one on my ass that spelled out "rapist" in thug letters, I dunno. Some people, of which I won't name - *cough* Aurilea *cough* and others *cough* - think that it would be fitting, while others believe that its utterly ridiculous. ( Read more... )

What is it that makes home so comfortable? I don't know what exactly makes it that way. Maybe the sense of security? The personal feel to it maybe? I don't quite know, but what I do know is that no Fairfield Inn, not even the one in Jessup, Maryland, could come close to making me feel at home. Gimpy did a great job of booking rooms in a hotel ( Read more... )

Whats going on in my head right now? Here, I'll tell you...

• If the bassist from The Hives put on an extra 100 pounds, he'd be Ron Jeremy
• The Phillies were 7-2 in their last 9 road games, I'm amazed
• Starbucks sounds good right about now
• If Mr. T and ET had a kid, would you call it Mr. ET?
• Baltimore... 2 days away...

This letter came from a devout yet infuriated reader from Springfield ( Read more... )

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Joe Wonderbread: so are you and andrew doing anything tonight?
x O X JILL 3 0 x: nah, why?
Joe Wonderbread: 8====> (_|_) maybe?
x O X JILL 3 0 x: no
Joe Wonderbread: come on, you know you are
x O X JILL 3 0 x: umm..i know were not
x O X JILL 3 0 x signed off at 6:01:33 PM.
x O X JILL 3 0 x signed on at 6:05:13 PM.
Joe Wonderbread: he's that quick ( Read more... )

Want me to sum up the past week and a half for you, well here it goes. Beach, car, house, roast beef sandwich, walking, llama, party, bank, new computer. That was my summary of senior week for you. Can't get any more clear than that, can ya? ;-) Apparently not because I left something somewhere or something like that. Oh... you know what I

Well I'm finally through with high school and I'll be leaving for the shore in the morn so I'll try to keep this as brief as possible. Today was great. Aurelia and I hung out twice, TWICE!!! Can you believe it? We graduated, I drank, and now I'm going to sleep. Have a fun summer. I won't be updating this for a while because I'll be down Senior ( Read more... )