The first and only time I ever pee'd in a shower was when I was 14 years old. Somehow, someway, after I finished 'going', the hot water from the showerhead went back up and into my urethra, causing the worst pain I ever experienced.

I have not done that since, nor will I ever attempt it again.

...and on Day 2 of no power, let there be light!

That was a joke! It's like I told my buddy Jason...we were prepared to play Lord of the Flies for a week if we had to. Not that I'm complaining...God only knows how tired of deucing by flashlight I am. *shudder*

Welcome back Joey...we didn't even have time to miss ya.

Good to be back!

I love it.

Hollywood producers have the biggest balls of all mankind. During the Bengals/Steelers 3rd quarter today, CBS airs an ad for "VAMPIRE BATS" starring none other than...Lucy Lawless.


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Sorry for the lack of updates...getting prepared for Hurricane Wilma is no joke, apparently.

Unless the power conks out for a while, look for me on Monday. In the meantime, I'll be making prop bets on the hurricane. 3:1 says my car floods...any takers?

Good luck to all my Floridian buddies out there. We'll talk on Monday.

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If I had included WWF villains in my list of all-time greats, they would have dominated the entire list.


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In honor of the forthcoming Halloween season, allow me to crank out a quick filler entry.

My top 10 all-time favorite Villains! Fiction only is the self-imposed rule here...

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I'd watch Commander in Chief, but I'm just convinced the first time I see President Geena Davis in the Oval Office and not in the kitchen or in labor I wouldn't be able to handle such an unrealistic show.

Idiots.

It's random!

Sorry, journal...but it's Friday, and I just don't have much time for you today. I'll get biz-ay with ya manana.

On a side note...I really loved the River City Ransom gif I had posted as my user image. However...when I saw this picture of Monty Burns laughing maniacally...I mean, come on. Isn't it perfect?

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It's random!