SOME NIGGAS THAT YOU DONT WANNA TRY!

YO FOR REAL MY MAN JASON HOOKED THIS UP AND IM REAL THIRSTY ON IT, I KNOW NIGGAS WILL LOVE READING ABOUT A STRAIGHT BUM LIKE ME. (SARCASM) THIS IS BASICALLY JUST TO MAKE A COUPLE NIGGAS LAUGH, AND CRY, AND HURL...

BAJA LO MOJITO.

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT SHIT, AND I REALIZED THAT ITS REAL EASY TO MAKE MONEY IF YOU DO GRIMY SHIT. I KNOW THIS CHICK WHO MARRIED A CHINESE DUDE FOR 10 G'S LETS CALL HER "DENNISSE" BECAUSE THATS HER NAME. SO YEAH SHORTY MARRIED A CHINESE DUDE, WHO WANTED HIS CITIZENSHIP OR WHATEVER, SHE GOT MAJOR PAPER TO MARRIED SOME GUY, STRICTLY ON PAPER, SHE ( Read more... )

YO MAN, I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON, I JUST DOWNLOADED A NEW SEAN PAUL SONG...I HONESTLY THINK SEAN PAUL WAS SITTING IN HIS JAMAICAN ESTATE DRINKING COGNAC AND SMOKING WEED, WATCHING HIMSELF ON TV AND HE WAS LIKE "YO IM SO FUCKIN HOT RIGHT NOW, 50'S ON MY DICK, BEYONCE'S ON MY DICK, FUCK THAT, THE NEXT SONG I DO IM GONNA MAKE UP A NONSENSICAL HOOK ( Read more... )