R. KELLY SAID "THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS WHO LIKE THE "d"...MEANING "DICK" WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY DICK YOU FUCKING ORPHAN? WHAT ARE YOU LIKE 9? YOU CAN FUCK A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL BUT YOU CANT SAY "DICK"...WHAT A FUCKING TWAT. ANYWAYS I WENT TO THIS CLUB LAST NITE AND MY HOMEBOY FROM HIGHSCHOOL WAS WORKING THE DOOR SO I GOT IN AHEAD OF THE LINE, I FELT LIKE ( Read more... )

I GOT NEW GOLD FRONTS, THEY HAVE DIAMOND CUTS ON THE CANINE TEETH AND ALONG THE BOTTOM OF THE 4 FRONT TEETH, I WAS GONNA WRITE SOMETHING ON THEM, BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT WAS LITTLE OVER THE TOP (HAHA AS IF GOLD FRONTS ARENT ALREADY "OVER THE TOP")... I BEEN MAKING BEATS ON FRUITY LOOPS LATELY AND GETTING REALLY REALLY GOOD AT IT, AM I THE NEXT ( Read more... )

TODAY MY SISTER WAS BITCHING AT ME ABOUT CALLING GATEWAY TO FIX THE CD BURNER FOR THE COMPUTER...AND I REALIZED THAT YELLING "SHUTUUUUUP BIIIIITCH" OVER AND OVER IN A LOUD MONOTONE VOICE IS VERY EFFECTIVE IN SHUTTING NIGGAS UP. WORD...I WANNA GO TO HAWAII. I WAS DRIVING BACK HOME FROM BOSTON OVER THE WEEKEND AND THAT JON B. SONG CAME ON AND IT ( Read more... )

YO IM SO BORED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, I STARTED THIS WEEKEND OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT BY WAKING UP DUMB LATE, USUALLY I LIKE TO WAKE UP AROUND 9-10AM SO I CAN PLAN WHAT IM GONNA DO THAT NIGHT OR SATURDAY OR WHATEVER, BUT TODAY I WOKE UP AT LIKE 3PM, WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE ITS ALREADY ALMOST DARK AND I DIDNT GET TO GO OUTSIDE AND SMOKE MY CASUAL "ITS A ( Read more... )

........YO JASON JUST REMINDED ME OF THE FUCKING RUBIX CUBE ANALOGY, FOR YOU NONBELIEVERS JASON HAD THE ILLEST CRAZIEST FUNNIEST BEST ANECDOTE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF FRIENDSHIP IN THE WORLD. AND ITS SAVED ON MY OLD COMPUTER WHICH IS DISMANTLED AND HIBERNATING UNDER MY BED, IM GONNA PUT IT TOGETHER JUST TO READ THAT SHIT AGAIN AND DIE LAUGHING. SON ( Read more... )

YO IM MAD BORED...YO WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS FRONT LIKE THEY DONT MASTURBATE? I GET LAID LIKE DAILY AND I STILL FIND TIME TO SHARE AN INTIMATE ENCOUNTER WITH MY RIGHT HAND...NAHMEAN? MOTHERFUCKERS ALWAYS ACT LIKE THAT MEANS YOUR DESPERATE, LIKE IF YOU MASTURBATE YOU DONT GET PUSSY...THATS BULLSHIT SON, JERKING OFF IS LIKE WORKING OUT FOR YOUR DICK, ( Read more... )

JU REDDY?
TOMA!
DICE!
PERREA BABY!
SOBETEO BABY!
TRA TRA BABY!
DJ GORDY BABY!
MANO ARRIBA BABY!
HASTA BAJO BABY!
ALGARETE BABY!
HECTOR TITO BABY!
TRA TRA BABY!
DJ GORDY BABY!
SOBETEO BABY!
MANO ARRIBA BABY!
PEGADITO BABY!
YO TE COJO BABY!
TRA TRA BABY!
TRA TRA BABY!

YO MAN, IM OUT TO THIS PARTY, IF THE SHIT SUCKS IMA BE UPSET. I GOT STRAIGHT LACED YESTERDAY, I WOKE UP AT LIKE 5PM. ITS ALL GOOD ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER NARROWLY AVOIDED HANGOVER...SHOUTOUT TO ESH IN MASS. HILOE, OP, AND ALL MY CATCH RECORDS FAMILIA. MOTHAFUCKA$. IM OUT

JOEY MILLIONS.
MLB TEAM 2003.

THIS SHIT IS SICK...GHOSTFACE & JADAKISS "RUN" THIS SONG EMBODIES WHAT ITS LIKE TO RUN FROM COPS...ESPECIALLY GHOSTFACES VERSE. THIS SHIT IS NUTS, DOWNLOAD THAT,

DAMN IM BORED AND SHIT RIGHT NOW. GET AT ME, PCPLSMYFRLEND.

HOP FENCES! JUMP OFFA BENCHES! WHEN YOU SEE ME COMIN GET THE FUCK OUT THE ENTRANCE! RUN! FUCK THAT! RUN! COPS GOT, GUNS! RUN

DAMN I JUST REDISCOVERED THIS DEAD PREZ SHIT. THESE NIGGAS ARE NUTS ITS LIKE IF MALCOLM X AND MOS DEF HAD TWO BABIES, THEY WOULD BE DEAD PREZ. THEY'RE CRAZY "RIGHTEOUS" (READ: RACIST)...BUT ANYWAYS THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS IS TO TELL YOU THAT IM LISTENING TO THEM RIGHT NOW AND THE LADY UPSTAIRS FROM ME LOOKS LIKE CAMERON DIAZ EXCEPT HOTTER AND IM ( Read more... )