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In the arms of my mistress Irene
I woulda done this sooner but I'm afraid we were busy having a hurricane. Which by the way is no reason for the pharmacy to stop doing it's job ( Read more... ) -
In the Eye of the Public
I'm being diligent ( Read more... ) -
Confessions of the Weak and Powerless
I'm about to present something to the whole of the internet that has only been forced upon a select unfortunate few. I'll start from the 'beginning' and allow for tangents as they come. Here's my psychotic story ( Read more... ) -
When your door closes
I had one of the strangest sensations on friday night as I was mulling around HyVee trying to find fuckin capers. I'm not gonna go into how many people it took to finally get sent in the right direction. But the important part of this story is I had seen one worker named Sean there as I was walkin up and down the place who looked an awful lot ( Read more... ) -
We're talking about Cickens we're talking about Eggs
I'd like to elaborate a little on my wardrobe malfunction saturday night. We were in Uncle Buck's and the big attraction about uncle buck's is the mechanical bull. I figured why the hell not. So I signed the waiver, Len gave the man $5 and I took my chances in a dress. It was a lot rougher than it looked, not much to keep yourself on there. ( Read more... ) -
The Chain of Aim
Since I'm the master of finding townies I've become very good friends with one of the bar tenders at Deano's. Tasha Terrones, her dad has a very special sort of history. This weekend is her bachlorette party and daughter's graduation open house so I'm meeting a lot of her family. I've met her sister, three of her brothers, her mom and uncle. ( Read more... ) -
Go Army Beat Navy
From is a very hard question to answer, and it's getting harder as the years go on. There's a specific answer anyone who's asking wants, but it's not always the answer I think they should have, not to mention in any situation I would like to give them the whole story. I know that military babies have the same problem but it seems like everything ( Read more... ) -
Curtain Call at the Monkey Jim
Two days ago me and Eliseo got a joint burst of motivation and decided to go to the gym. The only thing we really did was scope out the place and run a mile. I think we both did reasonably well with that, I think that was the first time I did it at a steady pace. Even the fastest mile I've run involved some walking, just can't hold back running ( Read more... )
