"Buy Miller's beer. It makes you drunk ( Read more... )

"I'm sure the bookstore is a fine thing.  Let us all praise the bookstore ( Read more... )

"No wonder we don't have a geology department. There's no fucking geology here. There's no rocks. We live on a sand bar!"

"The Germans call everything 'laws'...patterns and things..."

"A hungry alpha swallows 'em down, with only a circumflex accent to show for it. Like a huge burp."

I only have one new one: "That's the way the males are peculiar in their 'ou.' I've felt it all my life. I've had 's' envy."

Mmm, I'm thinking of posting all the ones I've collected over time in my own lj, just 'cause then more people could appreciat the John Moore-y goodness of love. Yes?

"Interface.  What a terrible word.  It sounds like an awful way of kissing.  Come on, let's interface ( Read more... )