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The Nun
An army service deserter was running down a road escaping from two MP's. He came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her ,"Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes? I'll explain why later ( Read more... ) -
Slow Day
Today I had to call our online service department because a client called and ask for help. Everytime he tried to log onto the website he would get an error. I asked the online rep if he thought the Chinese fonally hacked the site. I asked him very seriously and tried to sound paranoid. He just kind of laughed at me and say maybe. Then he tried to ( Read more... ) -
Tonight
Melissa, myself, her mother, aunt, and grandmother went to see Fahrenheit 911. I couldn't believe that there was not a seat in the theater. They even had police controling the crowds outside. These were people just waiting for tickets ( Read more... ) -
Congrats Melissa!
I just got a call from Melissa a little while ago! She passed her series 7 stock broker license test with a very good score. The odd thing is two nights ago I told her the exact score she would get which she did!
Good job luvins! I am very proud of you. The nightmare is almost over LOL! -
I found this funny
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that get 1,000 to the gallon ( Read more... ) -
Movie of the night
Last night Melissa and I were relaxing in bed watching The Lifetime channel. They were showing the movie, The Deliberate Stranger, again! It the movie about Ted Bundy starring Mark Harmon. It was such a bad 80's tv movie. He even had the worst sound track when he was about to kill someone. One part made both and Melissa and I crack up. This guy' ( Read more... )
