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johnkerryisgay

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Feb 20, 2005 20:28

OK, good news, boys and girls. If any of you want to marry that special someone (of the opposite sex or of ambiguous sex only, please), I can now legally marry you and that lucky guy, gal, or "it". That's right: I've become a legally ordained minister (except in the states of Arkansas, Delaware, Louisiana, Oklahoma, New York City, and Virginia). ( Read more... )

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johnkerryisgay February 20 2005, 17:49:03 UTC

I can never tell! :-x

loweeel February 20 2005, 17:55:07 UTC

Not Rev. Dr.? Like MLK, et. al.?

You'll be the next rev. Al! (he's your pal.)

johnkerryisgay February 20 2005, 18:04:46 UTC

Sharpton for President, 2008!

otaku1 February 20 2005, 18:04:08 UTC

welcome to the brotherhood!

telemanius February 20 2005, 18:18:51 UTC

Wow, you can become a minister just like that....
The Simpsons was right

johnkerryisgay February 20 2005, 18:19:55 UTC

I know! I remembered being ordained on that same site (as I did just now) when I was 12 or so, and that episode jogged my memory and I decided to do it again.

uninvited1023 February 20 2005, 20:04:15 UTC

Do I dare ask? :P

johnkerryisgay February 20 2005, 20:06:45 UTC

Hmmmm....best not to.