OK, so it's official.

I am an idiot.

So I got home about a half hour ago
From my last AP test ever (yay ( Read more... )

Shalom all! Yesterday was a good Valentine's Day, I think. On the whole it was fun and at least I got plenty of candy that apparently loves me, thinks I'm #1, and wants me to fax it. Plus I got 10 Valentines, because I'm just pimpin' like that. That being said, I remain completely clueless about how matters of actual romance went. Yeah, don't ask. ( Read more... )

Just to piss people off...


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Shalom alechem, chaverim! Today was a lovely day so I think now's as good a time as any to resume this long-lost cycle of livejournalization. So today I got a (rather unexpected) (and quite pleasant) letter from Yale University that began as follows ( Read more... )

"Maybe Santa wants some balls!"

--My sister.

On that note (she baked some chocolate balls to leave out for Santa, btw)...Okay, people, listen up. This Tuesday, at my dad's castle house, KWANZAA PARTY. Be there or be square. But it's not so much of a party as it is a small, civilized gathering so check with me before just showing up. Comment if ( Read more... )

Shalom! I apologize in advance that this entry will contain few-to-no funnies or racist remarks. In case you didn't know (that is, in case you don't go to my school, speak to me on a semi-regular basis, watch News 12 Long Island, or read the Bellmore Herald, Newsday, Daily News, or Newsday), I'm leaving tomorrow for a far away land known as ( Read more... )

Black people ( Read more... )

So wow. Shalom all. It's been a while, I know, but I've been a very very busy (and yes, as always, very very devilishly handsome) man lately! Blame it all on the-research-competition-that-cannot-be-named. Which may or may not be Intel ( Read more... )

Shalom all! Well, as they say in the Middle East, praise be to Allah, it's Friday! I believe that's actually a major Afghan chain restaurant, PBAI Friday's. So, today sure was fun. I went to the city as usual for Fridays and made my way up to the museum with relative ease. Had a good meeting with Kelle, just, you know, the usual geeking out, ( Read more... )

Shalom all! I'll start right off with the racial commentary of the week.
NEW YORK - Yankees star Derek Jeter received a threatening letter that reportedly warned he'd be "shot or set on fire" if he didn't stop dating white women ( Read more... )