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[johnkerryisgay]

"Hey, remember that article we printed last week that started all those riots that killed all those innocent Afghanis? Yeah, well, funny thing about that..."

--Newsweek Magazine

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[privytoschemes]

hey, it's in the paper now.

[johnkerryisgay]

yay! i felt bad reusing, but i came up with that originally, many moons ago (or, last week) for the livejournal, and then realized it had a place in the article too, so...

[otaku1]

now the ACLU wants more photos of abuse at Abu Ghraib released. like that won't cause any further violence!

[johnkerryisgay]

Actually, those things didn't happen. As it turned out, their source was wrong, and the riots started for no reason. Hence the above [fake] quote.