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[johnkerryisgay]

I woke up this morning (well, afternoon) and I was just starved. So I went to the kitchen and started to rummage around for food. Hearing that I'd woken up, my mom, angry at me for being too loud last night and waking her up by accident, came up and she said, "Adam!", in an angry tone, "I have a beef with you." And, at first, my ears perked up--I

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[buckle_down]

Paella :)

[johnkerryisgay]

haha...Just edited the post. That girl Alyssa isn't coming so now I have to find another friend or lady friend to bring :P

[makeyourselfxx]

that girl alyssa
lol...shes not ur friend?

[johnkerryisgay]

Nahhhh. I just put up with her so she'll drive me home if I'm ever at Starbucks.

Do you know her by any chance?

:P

[privytoschemes]

adam you are my hero.

unfortunately, your children will laugh when you die.