Nope, not bored at all! Craig bought me some Jagermeister and we watched "Wayne's World". I just realized how much I've missed my grandparents. Did you know that Jagermeister s 70 proof? Neither did I!

I live in Michigan now-- I mean again. I suppose this is the second time I've lived in this state. I have a room wih a window and a backyard (unlike the past two houses). There is no one around my age, however. Our TV is big. Bigger than you think. Bigger than I'd like to say ( Read more... )

In the past three days, I have been drunk every night. Once at a restaurant. Each of these times, I have een drunk with my parents. It's a beautiful thing ( Read more... )

Maybe you didn't know this, but for the past week I've had a handlebar moustache.

That was one of the things I had always wanted to do: grow a handlebar moustache. Now I can say I've done it. I like fufilling things like these, it makes one feel accomplished.

If I thought I never really lived in one place before now I was still right--- however--- after this latest move (to this new place: Santa Monica) I am unabashedly convinced my family is engaged in something not unlike Modern Nomadism. One of the most interesting pieces of news is that this new house too will only last for about a year or so. ( Read more... )

Everett leaned forward, aligning his figure with that of the Machine. He was sitting in something like a reclining chair, only stomach first so to expose his spine. His hospital gown did little to protect him from the coldness of the operating room. Everett now belived that the light anesthetic he had been given earlier must have been more ( Read more... )

One day, my luck is going to run out. Physce! I am infused with good luck! I am the well-spring from which luck enters the physical world! I ama living node of Fortune.

I am one of those guys who like "The Doors". I at least think I get it. I like the long keyboard parts along with the mediocre everything else and seperately the lyrics. With that out of the way ( Read more... )

I told tbhose 15 year-olds to "Shut the fuck up" during "Batman Begins". They did.

What a show.

Awoke 11:57 ( Read more... )