Here's cracking a tinny open for ya mate.

No, I don't think I've ever had anything to offer

Either a fully fledged description of my current badness or, an amusing meme?

I know you all want the Meme;


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The end phase has started ( Read more... )

Uncerimoniously (yeah, I know no spelling today) ganked from nobmouse; a meme I'm sure I've done before, but shall do again!
( soundtrack to a film of my life or something... )

Do you know what I hate ( Read more... )

I feel like something insiduous is severing me from life.

Reason nine-hundred and thirty-two why the city I live in is shit;
No one is showing 'A Scanner Darkly' (and if they ever do it'll be months later at a teeny-tiny screen)

Reason nine-hundred and thrity-three why the city I live in is shit;
No one else in the city will come close to being as devestated as I am about it not being shown.

After copious research (looking on wikipedia), examination (angling a mirror and a torch just so), probing (prodding it with my finger) and genetic reseach (ringing up and asking my mum). It has been assertained that, yes, I now have wisdom teeth starting to poke through my gums. And they're starting to hurt a lot (the probing is most probably to ( Read more... )

Dear strange shop assistant ( Read more... )