Good News For People Who Love Bad News. (very inside joke, but if you get it, you know who you are)

hello, I am so fucked up right now. It was my birthday about 2 hours and 44 minutes ago, but now it's not. I went downtown tonite to some club, then came home and got wasted. I am very wasted right now. I have no idea what is going on. Everybody came over today for my birthday and it was fucking great. But now Cory has to beat the fuck out of this ( Read more... )

IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I AM NOW RECOGNIZED AS A LEGAL MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY OF WHICH I CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO!!! NOW I CAN DO SOME OF THE THINGS I USED TO DO LEGALLY!!!!!HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

What's Up Suckas ( Read more... )

Hey Guys And Gals,
I'm pretty ripped, had too much time, and this seems to be the cool thing nowadays, so I decided to give it a shot. Testing Testing 1 2 3. Alrighty, I'll update later.