my mother just told me that I was an intense newborn

[johnny_kitsch]

Apparently, in the first month I was born my fists were clenched all the time. I often get described as being intense, even now.

Comments

[electrolyte9]

Are you sure you weren't just trying to poo?

[johnny_kitsch]

For a whole month? That's insane

[electrolyte9]

Maybe you were constipated? As for now, I'm pretty sure you're still trying to poo.

[anonymous]

You were just pissed off as you knew then you would never admit to yourself your lust for hefty men with shoulder hair