Would you look at that. I fucking died again. Maybe its cause Beyonce died. Someone make her come back before I fucking shoot myself in the foot. I NEED TO GET LAID GOD DAMNIT. Not like she'd lay me or anything.. Anyway, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Whoever saw Steve-o swallow the goldfish and puke it up that was mad fucking funny.

I just thought I'd like to let you all know. I'm masturbating with sea cucumbers at Beyonce's presense. Kthanks.

WTF sorry I died. I got lost inside of Beyonce. I mean.. uh..

Bigger update later fools.

[ Finals all this week =-x ]

'Sup? I had a chance to talk to a few people since I arrived. Okay the fucking MTV Music Awards sucked. You people suck. I shouldn't won both of those awards. Oh well. At least I got to introduce fucking nomanations with hot as hell Beyonce Knowles. Ha we talked about making babies on public tv. Hell I'd have her make my babies anyday. Anwyay. ( Read more... )

Okay, so I'm here. Now where the hell is Steve-o and Weeman? Roflmao. Uh yeah my intros suck, so suck my balls if you hate this. I'm Johnny Knoxville. I'm fucked up in the head, but I enjoy doing Jackass. Whats not to love? Getting hurt, and acting like an absolute idiot.

I also enjoy hot babes, and getting messages so fuck me up at > Jckass