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Dick
I have been a dick. Probably to you, the reader. And I am sorry for that. Really. -
Do you really deserve a tip?
I don't mean to go off on another tirade about the sense of entitlement that seems to be all around us. As Americans, we are conditioned to believe that we are owed something. I was at the Chin's Asia Fresh Restaurant in Brookfield, Wisconsin a few months ago and found that there were two tip jars - one on either side of the cash register. I looked ( Read more... ) -
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Basics
Size: 2.4 x 4.2 x 0.6 inches
Weight: 3.9 ounces
Included battery: 1100 mAh Lion
Talk time: Up to 4 hours
Standby time: Up to 17 days
Band (frequency): 850 MHz;900 MHz;1800 MHz;1900 MHz -
It's 6 PM in Paris; You're punk rocks worst bassist. What do you do?
What do you do, indeed?
I take it back...punk could not possibly have a WORST bassist.
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Today is super rad, I've got to say. Beer will generally help you see things in a more favorable light. I remember when I quit drinking...I'd just arrived back from Tel Aviv, and Heidi had just dumped me for one of the biggest losers I had ever had the misfortune of meeting.since the act of dumping me for the loser implied that I was an even bigger ( Read more... ) -
PFHSFBLA/Google Chrome/Tree shopping
As a sales associate for RadioShack, I was one of the highest revenue generators in the entire nation (note the fairly accurate double-meaning). As a manager, I was awarded for having the most profitable store in the nation. Twice. I then took over Wisconsin, northern Illinois and Iowa, and will likely lead my District to repeat the same ( Read more... ) -
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Today was a blur. Most days lately have been. The sun is up, which means that I overslept. Out of bed. Into the bathroom. To the office. Make people money. Listen to news. Watch nothingtoxic. Back to work. Conference calls, money to be made. Stew over the fact that a friend never even told me he was setting a date, let alone got married. Become ( Read more... ) -
Insult to Injury
My kid can say "mama", "dada", and "Bubba" (our nickname for her) so far. So while she and I are watching the states being awarded last night, she looks at the TV, then back to me screaming "Dada! OBAMA! OBAMA!"
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If only the majority of the population could understand this.
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