[voice]

[johnnygarland]

Hey, scientists, maybe you forgot that 17-year-olds aren't the same size as 7-year-olds. Why give us costumes and make 'em so small?! Unless you actually think we're little kids

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This icon is the closest I have to an amused face D:

[lightningreborn]

This would be a legitimate character concept in his canon.

[johnnygarland]

Well, the only way I could make it better is by being a mummified ninja. But I'm not sure how that'd work.

aaaaan Raiden goes from 'lol' to *facepalm*

[lightningreborn]

... A mummified ninja.

[johnnygarland]

Sure! There could be a story behind it and everything. Like...um...hold on...okay I got it.

'Long ago, in ancient Japan, a ninja foolishly meddled with the powers of life and death, seeking invincibility in battle. He cast a spell on himself that would let him never die...but little did he know he would continue to age, and then rot, a living corpse.' [yes, this was all in a 'ghost-story' spooooky voice.]

And then, y'know, he can't just let himself fall apart, so he goes down to Egypt to get himself embalmed. Mummy ninja.

[boy_fatality]

I'm sure there's a reason.

Remember when we all ended up with animal features?

[johnnygarland]

Uh...well, I didn't, but yeah I remember.

What's that got to do with the costumes, though?

[boy_fatality]

Mm... it's not hard to see what I'm getting at. Stranger things have happened here.

[johnnygarland]

... ... okay. I'm definitely not putting on one of their costumes on if you're talking about what I think you're talking about.

[voice]

[ladys_grace]

[Barely concealed laughter]

You're not still thinking about that, are you?

[voice]

[johnnygarland]

Well, I mean--look at the bag! They gave us little kid costumes.

[voice]

[ladys_grace]

Yeah, you're right... We'll just have to make something ourselves, right?

Maybe we can use some of this...

[voice]

[johnnygarland]

The little kid mentioned ghosts from the sheets...guess those would be big enough.

I like the mummy idea.

[not_riku_thx]

With what, Toilet Paper? That's in scarce supply already!

[johnnygarland]

There's enough of it to use a little!

[voice]

[touchofgossamr]

You could be a gh-ghost..

[voice]

[johnnygarland]

uh--sorry. It's not that little kid costumes are bad or anything, they just wouldn't fit.

A ghost? That must be what the sheets are for... That's a good idea, but I think I'll stick with the mummy thing for now. Are you dressing up too, kid?

[voice]

[touchofgossamr]

I know...That's what you said, right..?

What is a mummy...? I think so...

Re: [voice]

[johnnygarland]

Uhhhh, well, a mummy's kinda like a ghost 'cause they're both dead. But the ghost is the spirit and a mummy's a body.

Know what you're gonna be?