Today was a pretty good day. This week was actually pretty good, now that I think about it, despite a whole bunch of odd unforeseeable problems. I don't want to go into the unforeseeable problems, because I'm manly. So so manly ( Read more... )

Well... self... it has been quite awhile since you have wrote on your own journal ( Read more... )

There's this guy at work... let's call him phil. And he's got this outrageous beard that I can't help but focus on every time he tries to talk to me. I look at that guy's beard sometimes and I'm like "hot jeez... if beards could talk, that one would swear a solid 5 times every sentence". I mean, it's a badass beard, you know what I mean? It ( Read more... )

People sometimes say "You have a nice house" when they come over, (much as my friend last night), and I think I finally have the perfect response. When a lady friend says it, I can say; "It's not as nice as my penis, if you catch my meaning". It's funny because it's uncalled for and nobody could ever not catch my meaning ( Read more... )

Alright so last night I was with my friend Megan, (Nice girl - I fell asleep on a pillow that was on her leg and told her that she was very comfortable and she wasn't allowed to leave),
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Penny Arcade

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Does this look like a planet to you guys?? It sure as hell looks like a planet to me.

Someone is going to have to answer for this. If there's one thing I'm tired of, it's some damn no good for nothing scientist runing my good time.

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So I was bartending a little while back and a girl I sort of know (through bartending) called my phone and asked me what I was up to... I said just at work and to make a long story short her and her friends were driving by and stopped in. Little did I know I already sort of knew one of her other friends. Let's call the girl that I knew already " ( Read more... )

I watched the Matador just now and I like it. I really really like it. Maybe it's that I'm really tired, but I can't think of anything else to say about it... so here's this:


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Oh ya, and here's a list of internet videos I've been compiling over the last forever. Now I'll neeeveerr lose track of them again. This list is arranged for easierest HTML programming, even though it looks like something a computer somewhere threw up ( Read more... )