http://www.pitch.com/issues/2003-11-13/dogg.html Check it in its entirety ( Read more... )

I was just cleaning my room, stumbled upon that Remington thing I bought a week ago, one thing led to another, and I was cutting my own hair. Now I think I kind of look like Ewan McGreggor from Trainspotting ( Read more... )

I woke up all early today. Shoooo.
Dead presidents=dollar bills.

Rhodes] holy shit man ( Read more... )

It is important to note that my penchant for refering to things to the degree of "as a kite" is not unfounded. From "Turn a Square" by The Shins, and I quote: "My head's like a kite/ When such a creature I sight." Hoooahh! Albeit, "as a kite" is not an identical phrasing of "like a kite," but I'll take it. Also, I recognize that my choice of ( Read more... )

Golden seed, Grant. GOLDEN SEED.

Folks, let me enlighten you to a little something I like to call "memories about times spent with one of the funniest individuals in the world, ever ( Read more... )

An unamed individual wrecked my ride a little bit today. An' I di'in't leave a tip at Rasoi today. I straight punked it. They gon' be heated next time I walk in, 'cept I ain't never left a tip there. Maybe once, though. What if "though" was spelled "THOR," in all caps? Every time ( Read more... )

This is really swell. I mean golly [italicisize that mug].