When you break a bone, the documentation requires the the pulp of at least four trees. X-ray showed that I had a radial head fracture. Basically, I broke my elbow. Not so funny. Feeling a little better now, but still pretty gimpy. Ribs not broken, just bone bruise. Rather painful- advise you avoid this type of shenanigan.

Okay, so last wednesday I most likely broke my right arm. Haven't taken pictures yet, so it's not certain. Could be a fracture at least, but it's still a spicy meatball after a week. So what do I do tonight? Hyperextend my left thumb! Go me!! I'm going to be hobbling around work like Quasimodo on a bad day trying to fake that I can do my job and ( Read more... )

Can you imagine what might happen to your right arm if you used it to deflect a 250 pound slab of asphalt dropped from six feet above you? Much the same as if you weighed 250 pounds and got launched over the handlebars of your bicycle like I did last wednesday night. There's been a bit of increase in range of motion and decrease of pain, so ( Read more... )

Godspeed, Leslie Nielsen.

The weather mocks me with sunshine since I must spend all day in a stupid bar not constructing. You're a sonofabitch bastard, weather god.

Crikey! Iss rainin' like a pissmonkey wot drank a whole bleedin' firkin of ale to 'isself!!

over a month ago, I had a complete day off from work.

okay, now my background color and text color for displaying friends entries has once again defaulted to unmodified settings. WTF??

I'm paying 38 bucks a month for basic liability on a vehicle that is used less than a thousand miles per year. I'm 44 , have a squeaky clean driving record and have maintained insurance for several years. shouldn't my liability rate be something like ten or fifteen bucks a month?

okay- now my background color and text color have spontaneously returned to my user settings. Mrph???