The last two days at work rank among the lowest tip income days ever. We still haven't found anywhere we can move to. The landlord has sent us a nastygram about the late rent (HAH!!). The excreta has forcefully intersected with the rotary air circulator.

Work hard, take care of business. Pay rent reliably for five years running. Essentially, give a guy somewhere in the range of ninety large and the best he can do for us is "get out by the end of the month". No explanation, please and thank you. Offer of assistance? "We'll send you instructions about what cleaning needs to be done to maximize the ( Read more... )

I heard yesterday that local sales tax got increased. Since I am the ordering manager at Shorty's, I did a little nosing around on the Costco website. Cigarettes are the same price with one exception. My brand, Top tobacco, increased by over 100 percent.

You can now officially go choke on a bag full of floppy dicks. Additionally, should one bag not be enough for you to choke upon, I can (as the ordering manager of a hot dog and pinball emporium) assure an unending supply of floppy dick-bags.

Over and over, time and again, I keep hearing my father's words. A guideline given to me by an extraordinary man the like of whom the world shall never see again. I don't know where he came by it, but I can only assume the hard way: "Son, in this life you have a couple of choices- you can make yourself an asset or an asshole. Which do you think is ( Read more... )

I want to have a caricature rendering of a photo done in the style political cartoons and advertising from the Georgian through Victorian eras.

Shirley Ann Griswold (nee Thomson)
b. 12/24/1936 - d. 12/14/1972 age: 36
I was six years old at the time.
I am now 42 years old
12/14/2008: 36 years since her death.
12/24/2008: current age, had she survived: 72
2-6-7-8-12-14-24-36-42-72

HAH! According to google, I live anywhere over a thousand miles from my present location, and under medical supervision at that!!

I miss my dad. I used to think he was an asshole, but in retrospect I realize he was just frustrated and angry to have to live in a world full of ignorant, selfish fucktards.

Just woke. On school bus, fighting to get off first, get home.  Taking shortcut home through familiar yet strange neighborhood- realize it's because I haven't lived here in 25 years. Finally find my old house, expect I'll find nobody I know, but somehow my father still lives there. He's just leaving on a trip, but I catch him before he goes. He ( Read more... )