Someone told me that we all write our life stories as we go along.

I think that's crap. If I could write my life story, there'd be a lot more zombies in it.

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Two gypsies* tried to sell me a chainsaw on a public bus on my way to work today.

This is my life.

*I know this is an uncouth term for the Roma population, however, I feel that a fair amount of the readers here do not carry any negative associations with the word "gypsy"

So... I guess I'm staying with my job for a while....

My work just asked me to become their (temporary) consultant for Mexico in addition to Bulgaria and Greece.

I somehow feel like I'm building an empire.....

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My sister and I just got back from Croatia and now she's back in the US :(

Pictures to come!

T: i have a calendar though
Me: a calendar?
T: from 1988
Me: ....
really?
T: yea
Me: tha'ts motherfucking fantastic
T: it says we're winning the cold war
Me: HAHHAHAHHAHA
T: so i keep staring at it all day
Me: oh man
hahahha
and hoping that it will happen?
T: yes
thats my fantasy world

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Bulgarian folk dancing ( Read more... )