ZOMG YOU GUYS!

[johnnypurple]

APPARENTLY CHAD LINDBERG IS SELLING THE MULLET. ON EBAY. THIS SUNDAY. ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG. "FULL" INFO NOT EXACTLY HERE, ON HIS TWITTER.

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[derryderrydown]

YOU NEED TO BUY IT. YOU CAN WEAR IT EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

[johnnypurple]

YOU CAN WEAR IT EVERYWHERE YOU GO. PARTICULARLY TO WORK. WHICH WOULD PROVIDE EPIC LULZ. TO ME. OH YES. :D

OMG YOUR ICON OMG CANNON RAPE!!!1

[nixwilliams]

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[johnnypurple]

OMG MAYBE I WILL! IT MEANS I PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO COME WALKING WITH YOU ON SUNDAY THOUGH BECAUSE I WILL BE HANING OUT ON EBAY OMG. HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH? ALSO WOULD/COULD I WEAR IT OR WOULD THAT BE SACRILEGE??! :O :O :O

[nixwilliams]

WE SHOULD MAKE AN ALTER FOR IT OMG OK? AND WE HAVE TO GET PICTURES OF ASH AND LIGHT LITTLE CANDLES AND ALL THAT KIND OF BIZZO.

YOU CAN WEAR IT. BUT I WILL ALSO WEAR IT. WE CAN SHARE-WEAR. AND THEN PEOPLE WILL ASK US IF WE'RE RELATED . . . TO ASH.

PEE ESS YOU CAN JUST PUT IN A MAXIMUM BID AND THEN EBAY WILL DO IT FOR YOU.

[johnnypurple]

OMG YOU SPEAK TRUE WORDS OF TRUTH. RE: THE ALTER. PERHAPS I CAN PRAY TO IT THAT SPN BRING ASH BACK.

OMG ..... ARE YOU RELATED TO ASH???!?!?!?!? :O

BUT WHAT WOULD BE MY MAXIMUM BID?? WHAT PRICE CAN YOU PUT ON THE BEST HAIR IN THE HISTORY OF EVER??! AND IF WE "SHARE-WEAR" AS YOU SAY (AND WHERE WOULD YOU BE WEARING IT?? I'M NOT SURE I'D TRUST YOU WITH IT ALONG. I'M NOT SURE I'D TRUST ME WITH IT ALONE. *AHEM*) ANYWAY, IF WE "SHARE" IT DO YOU WANT TO ADD MOOLAH TO THE MULLET POT AND INCREASE OUR CHANCES OF WINNING SAID GEM IN THE EBAY WAR??!? PERHAPS WE SHOULD START A CHARITY FOR THE CAUSE.

I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWERS. INSTRUCT ME. O_O

[metal_dog]

well, i don't pretend to know anything about ash or spn or the seductive lure of the "party at the back" hairstyle, but if you feel compelled to answer the call of the mullet, i will do my best to understand. ;)

in the interests of balance, this post was brought to you using no caps

:O, I REPEAT, :O

[johnnypurple]

NO CAPS??!?!? :O I WOULD CONSIDER YOUR NEXT MOVE VERY CAREFULLY MR, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO NOT BE BARRED FROM THIS JOURNAL INDEFINITELY. :O YOUR USE OF SPARKLY TEXT DOES NOTHING TO SWAY ME ON THIS SRS MATTER OF VERY GREAT IMPORT. :O

Re: :O, I REPEAT, :O

[metal_dog]

MEA CULPA, MEA MAXIMA CULPA

THERE, WILL THAT APPEASE YOU?? *LOOKS WORRIED*

Re: :O, I REPEAT, :O

[metal_dog]

OH GOD, I GIVE UP. >.< MY CODING SUCKS, SORRY!

[zombierobin]

I agree with everyone above who encourages you to make that purchase.

I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOE THE POINT OF CAPSLOCK COMMS BUT NOW I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO CREATE ONE.