while searching for ways to improve my environment (for contract), i came upon this

http://www.edheritage.org/projects/community/20ways.htm

I vowe to abide by all 11 of these 20 ways to improve the narrative environment.

(whats with number 11?)

man, i had to pee real bad, like a second ago, so i rushed to the bathroom, but when i got there, my urge to pee had totally subsided. Does this ever happen to anyone else? i hope i pee soon so i can go to bed and not have to get up in the middle of the night. this situation puts me in the mind of a poem my granfather told me ( Read more... )

hmmm... havnt upadated in a while. not much to say. may go to a devo convention in ohio with cock school, may be cool. ummm ive decided that summer reading needs to fuck off, yeah, and also igby from igby goes down and yoda should rule the world. perfect

ok so i wanna own a record store. how great would that be. What gave me this revelation, you ask? the movie high fidelity. John cusak fucking rocks, then when u add jack black and his band, the sonic deathmonkeys (which is the second coolest band name ever, besides iluminated nostrils), you get perfection. if anyone wants to be in on the store ( Read more... )

Everyone knows Custer died at the battle of little big horn, but what im presupposing is: maybe he didnt?

im just realizing how amazing that movie really is. Royal tenenbaum is like the coolest guy ever.

i havent updayed in a while. TThis is all i have to say...

freaka me freaka you

is freakazoid still on, cause tha show was amazing

http://www.ssf.esmartmusic.com/about.html

great googaly moogaly

i dont know if this is sad or amazing...

definately amazing

i totally called mr berenbaum a fuckin shithead, and he heard me, boy was that an akward moment. he was talkin about somethin i did wrong and ho he would mark what i did wrong on a test. He was like, u were off by more than a centimeter, then i was all like (in almost a whisper) actually i was off by half a centimeter, you fuckin shithead, then ( Read more... )

will someone please tell me the connotations in Muffin Man.

ps. Janis joplin is... beyond words

ok, so i was having this conversation with liam about all this philosophical stuff, like are we predestined in life. Say someone was to build a time machine. If he/she went back in time, we would know that they will build a time machine in the future, cause we would see him/her. Then that person would already have their destiny, like they have ( Read more... )