So, I go to a website that shows me the last 50 pictures posted on LJ. I've noticed a few patterns. Here's the kind of person that posts pictures on Livejournal ( Read more... )

A while back, I developed an idea. I didn't think it was a good idea, but it was unusual enough to roll around in my head for a while. The idea was for a special drive for your computer. One of these drives would have a part that protruded in a cylinder, while the other drive had a piece of circular plastic hooked up to a spring that you could push ( Read more... )

So Dino and Pablo went into building to see what the thing is and how it got there. Apparently, it's an old top-half of a Jesus statue that came from who knows where. It's resting on a makeshift table of stuff probably found in the attic. How the person got into the building and set it up is anyone's guess, I understand it was hard enough to get ( Read more... )

So today I was in using the stall in the college. It was bounded by two cinder block walls and the wall of a stall. On the stall's wall was, presumably, dried boogers. Underneath them was an arrow pointing up saying "You don't have a girlfriend, do you?". At first, I smiled, thinking it was rather funny, then I remembered that I don't have a ( Read more... )

I want to do an experiment. I wrote a story a long time ago I just recently unearthed. I read it again and decided I liked it, but it needed a lot of work and polish before I could present it in any way I'd be proud of. I had almost forgotten about it again until Amber reminded me that we had joked about me typing it up. I've since decided that I'm ( Read more... )

The following has not been edited in any way, shape, or form. It is not originally my story, but it is all 100% true. The building in question has been condemned for a number of years and boarded up. The names have been changed to protect the identities of the innocent.

Johnstarr ( Read more... )

Do you know what happens to human skin after its removed from the body? Well, if its not properly moisturized, it hardens until its brittle and breaks. You know why those pants felt so comfortable? THEY WERE MADE OF SKIN. I should have known something was up when my penis kept popping out- TO ESCAPE. Also, the tattoo was a dead giveaway, but I ( Read more... )

These pants are really very comfortable. I don't know what this fabric is, but even though it has pockets and a drawstring, nothing seems to get tangled up. In fact, these pants are almost too comfortable, as I have to check to make sure I'm actually wearing any pants at all, or I have to convince myself that there isn't a draft and I really am ( Read more... )

Right, I guess I'm supposed to be all emo and shit because I have a LJ and because of recent happenings. But I won't be. I never have been, and its a stupid thing to start now. I fucked up, plain and simple. I've disappointed a lot of people, including myself, but its nobody's fault but mine. The only thing to do now is pick up the pieces and move ( Read more... )

So they think they've got me this time. I was just contacted by the school's judicial department and told to contact them immediately. The charge? Mediasentry contacted them and told them that I was either downloading or distributing the HBO series Rome. They tell me that they were contacted around September 9, which would be the first or second ( Read more... )