Guys don't have vaginas but....

[johntitor0]

But i'm a pussy. Let me take you back to earlier today. just finished making a movie at James' house(lol ask me for the picture) so we decide to go to the mall. Outside is chilly, dark, gloomy, and pouring down raining its ass off. I ride down West Esplanade gazing out the passenger side window when i see something strange. Outside in the pouring

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:raises eyebrow: god i wish i could do that.

[anonymous]

haha. i love how you throw me into this entry thing randomly like that. i feel so good about myself now. laugh out loud. i'll still never understand quite why you think all that, though the sarcasm bit i suppose i can understand. :grins mischevously: i am reasonably sure that is not how you spell that word. i want to (expletive) these shoes.

[johntitor0]

Bwahahaha misssion accomplished: someone feels good from my journals. Victory!! Heh just make sure you sterilize those shoes first, never know what they've stepped in lol :p I've never actually seen it with a shoe before though.... lol

[johntitor0]

just like ellen with the curling iron. it'd be erotic either way. rather painful though.

[johntitor0]

hahahaha god....a curling iron...whether its plugged in or not i'd imagine it to be rather painful :\ If it was on though, i think it would be pretty *hot* get it? eh?? hahahaha oooh man my humor is so advanced....

[johntitor0]

wow that was so wrong. i do not particularly want to think about it. :shudder: laugh out loud. i wonder how many people are confused and disturbed by this.

[johntitor0]

hahaha if you have read some of the other posts in here telling me to go eat a dick or the like, it is highly likely that you are the only one disturbed by this :) it's ok though, i can pretend to be. ahhhhh ouch aaaah gross :)

[fuckenyay]

I use curling irons all the time.