Mother is helping my cousin plan his wedding and hilarity has abounded, also it's taking place in New York "\o/"
The flowers Incident:
Mom: Look, I found purple flowers!
Dad: They're violet not purple.
Mom: What?
Dad: Look, can't you see the blue undertones? They're violet.
Mom: O_o, How the hell did the Navy think you were straight?
Dad: *opens book* You
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