-shorts
-bolero
-shoes
-wallets
-clutches
-vest
-apron
-skirt

-popsicle sticks
-white shelves
-epoxy glue

One whole year ago I found a hair in my in-n-out cheeseburger but I didn't care cuz I was really hungry.

Dear Diary,

LyKe OMGxZZ

Boring, tedious, caca peoples, I wanna go home.

A brand spankin' new $25 Hollister gift card could be YOURS!

for only...

TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS! (or lower, let's negotiate)

please reply to this post if you're interested.

WOOOOO ITALY FUCKKK YEAHH!!

Celery with a side of peanut butter always looks nice in magazines but really, it's not that great.

I'm alive! But not for long

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Dear God,
Why do I always throw myself into the abyss of procrastination hell?

XOXOXOXO,
Alyssa

Dear Alyssa,
It's because you're and idiottttt.

XOXOXOXO,
God

Friday
- Power-walking around the park w/ Mo for an hour: COOL!
- Getting eight eskrima sticks for the wonderful wholesale price of $31.75: ULTRA COOL!

Saturday
- Not going to harp lessons: COOL!
- Seeing people @ the theater: NOT COOL!
- Watching Bewitched with BFTE Ow: CRAZY COOL! (kick ass woopah ( Read more... )