Your Morning Playlist

[jojofries]

I am what some might call "the greatest musical genius of this - or any - time". My virtuosity and multi-instrumentality (I play both the synthesizer AND the drum machine!) are the stuff of legend to millions worldwide. This makes me pretty much the greatest musical authority in all of the universe and as such I have decided to provide for you,

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[plinko]

Thank you JoJo! Now I feel confident that I can listen to "cool" music in the morning instead of doing what I previously did...hit myself over the head with a lead pipe until I could no longer comprehend pain.

Thanks!

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[jojofries]

I really recommend doing both. The two need not be mutually exclusive and a few blows to the head will wake you up almost as good as Lionel Ritchie.

-J. Fries

[andrasta]

I thought the drum machine was All Holy and a Supreme Being and played itself? Correct me if i'm wrong. ;-p

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[jojofries]

The drum machine is holy and supreme but sadly still has to be programmed and drumlines still to be written. . .that's where I come in with my years of impressive skill and technical flash!

-J. Fries

[andrasta]

lol... i know:)
I just thought i'd take a cheap shot at the drum machine considering it has been put on a pedestal;-p

Thanks

[mrmustard]

For the past thirty years I've been listening to the Beatles "good morning" followed by "good day sunshine." It was starting to get a bit old.

How is it that you get so few comments on a post like this? I know how:

You are a painter on a planet of blind people.

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[jojofries]

I have always wondered why my journal doesn't get very many replies. A lot of people have me on their friends list, so I assume that they read my journal. I can only assume that they are intimidated by my brilliance and prowess as a diarist. Either that or my posts just don't lend themselves well to response. It's probably that first thing I said, though.

-J. Fries

from Fags or ska

[anonymous]

That was funny. But not as funny as baby lesbians. They grow up to play basketball and join the army and that is hilarious. Many of them eventually shorten their feminine names to more masculine sounding names for reasons only known to their leader, Michelle Shocked. This too amuses me. As babies, they drink milk like heterosexual babies do, but they do it all gay and shit, and that makes me titter and guffaw.

So what are you waiting for? Try baby lesbians today! Before they get experimented upon by our new Nazi supermen leaders!

-Ly'nell Reeshay

[king_kai]

kudos to you, JoJo, you've done it again. by "it," of course, i mean get All Night Long stuck in my head...

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[jojofries]

HAHA! That is the secret goal of everything I post on this journal! Soon I will get All Night Long stuck in the heads of everyone in America and then I will be poised to conquer!!!

-J. Fries