As some of you may know I am single (that's right, ladies!). But before you think about courting me here are a few things that I expect from a potential mate:

• You must cook me a delicious, nutritious dinner every night. The meal should be three courses, not including dessert and must be fresh. One thing I don't need is a parade of leftovers, I ( Read more... )

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For a while I considered not posting to my LiveJournal anymore but I miss it. It's about the only thing in this crazy world that grounds me. It is my crutch. It is my heroin. Well, heroin is my heroin, but LiveJournal is my figurative heroin. I get so fucking high when I post on this bitch. Sometimes I will start to post something and then ( Read more... )

This IRC screenshot was found etched into a copper scroll in the caves at Qumran.


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The Tragic Hero


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Asparagus Soup with Quail Eggs and Caviar
by Tin Foil ManThe secret to good asparagus soup is discipline and timing. You must boil the asparagus just enough to showcase its flavour and consistency without over-cooking it and turning it to mush ( Read more... )

The lack of updates to this journal lately is appalling and sickens even me (I am straight up throwing up like a madman all over the place right now). Still, I really have little time or motivation to develop a fully fleshed-out and riveting post so I did the next best thing. I scoured my hard drive for all those posts I started and never ( Read more... )

I hate to cross-post or supplant entries from one area of my cyber-life into another, but this journal is sorely in need of an update. In that spirit, here is something I posted to Myspace.com (yet another online journal that I pay no attention to) some time ago:

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Featured in this entry is a work that I've been slaving over for some months. I attempted to capture the apathy of modern life without pretension and oversimplification. I chose as my subject one "Nick". He is the bassist in the band that I own and his innocence inspired me. As you will see from the piece below, Nick is faced with a choice. . . ( Read more... )

Dear Consumer ( Read more... )