Fat Beach

[jojofries]

The lack of updates to this journal lately is appalling and sickens even me (I am straight up throwing up like a madman all over the place right now). Still, I really have little time or motivation to develop a fully fleshed-out and riveting post so I did the next best thing. I scoured my hard drive for all those posts I started and never

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[illicit]

As a fat canadian, I am offended

I am more difficult to get away from when I have jumped off of a bridge onto you while you are not looking

[harm_sexxx]

hahahahaha sheaves

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[jojofries]

Their couches are pretty good but the Amish are still better craftsmen, if you ask me.

-J. Fries

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[jojofries]

Alright fine. The Amish ARE great couches. Like that makes any sense!

-J. Fries

JK
LYLAS
KIT

[larryv]

i dunno dude - you're stretching.

[violently]

i, for one, am extremely offended. had i the strength to lift my whalelike arms and get myself out of the chair my fatass has melded to i might take action against you. fortunately for you, i will just continue to sit here fatlike and choke on my fatlike frustration, much like the donut i consumed previous to reading your journal.

<3

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[jojofries]

Hey, you're one of the good 'uns!

-J. Fries