Fat Beach

[jojofries]

The lack of updates to this journal lately is appalling and sickens even me (I am straight up throwing up like a madman all over the place right now). Still, I really have little time or motivation to develop a fully fleshed-out and riveting post so I did the next best thing. I scoured my hard drive for all those posts I started and never

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[violetlizard]

Oh, dear God....
This is a hell of a thing to stumble on first thing in the morning with a partial hangover....
:-D

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[jojofries]

Haha! Fat people are so fat!

-J. Fries

[bebopmonkey]

Why do you hate America, jojofries?

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[jojofries]

Because America raped me when I was 14. Thank you for opening the wound!

-J. Fries

i though you were 14

[bebopmonkey]

Thats america's job, you big man-pussy! America step-fathered you! whats a little rape between step-father and son?

[p.s., get fat soon]

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[anonymous]

Into the maelstrom! Yeahhhhhhhhhhh! Owwwww!

Trent Devers,
Professional Rock Singer