Comments | jojofries: A Memo to the Fairer Sex

jojofries

A Memo to the Fairer Sex

Oct 25, 2004 23:29

As some of you may know I am single (that's right, ladies!). But before you think about courting me here are a few things that I expect from a potential mate:

You must cook me a delicious, nutritious dinner every night. The meal should be three courses, not including dessert and must be fresh. One thing I don't need is a parade of leftovers, I ( Read more... )

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cakefight October 25 2004, 20:35:47 UTC

that should make any girl swoon!

Re: jojofries October 25 2004, 20:37:38 UTC

And it does! The females particularly like rocking themselves and appreciate that I allow them to do so. I'm a hopeless romantic!

-J. Fries

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Re: jojofries October 26 2004, 00:17:51 UTC

Have you considered adultery? It's very fashionable at the moment.

-J. Fries

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re: jojofries January 17 2005, 04:46:04 UTC

I have one (1) yeast infections!

-J. Fries

redmarley October 25 2004, 23:56:01 UTC

you just made me straight
marry me?

illicit October 26 2004, 00:08:19 UTC

HANDS OFF BITCH HE'S MINE!

redmarley October 26 2004, 00:10:54 UTC

than why am i sitting on his face right now?

Re: jojofries October 26 2004, 00:20:37 UTC

Oooh! Answer that one, Canada!

-J. Fries

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waning_estrogen October 26 2004, 00:14:48 UTC

you may be single now, but I know I was married to you in one of your previous lives

Re: jojofries October 26 2004, 00:21:29 UTC

Awww, baby! I was just going through a little "James Brown" phase back then! Take me back, baby!

-J. Fries

turbosc20 October 26 2004, 05:21:04 UTC

This is a great idea. Women should bow down to me...

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