A Memo to the Fairer Sex

[jojofries]

As some of you may know I am single (that's right, ladies!). But before you think about courting me here are a few things that I expect from a potential mate:

• You must cook me a delicious, nutritious dinner every night. The meal should be three courses, not including dessert and must be fresh. One thing I don't need is a parade of leftovers, I

Comments

Your a sick bastard!!!

[chmodbot]

Love-making is to take place every week night following dinner and will consist of you felating me to climax while I watch a porno that I made with my ex-girlfriend and your grandmother.

Hahhahaahaha thats why I'm voting you for president baby!!!! For always taking those grandma grenades....

Re: Your a sick bastard!!!

[jojofries]

I appreciate your vote, my friend!

-J. Fries

[lisab7us]

Hey man!

I was just wondering how you made your layout. Whats it called and where can I get it?

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[jojofries]

I'm not certain my answer to this question will be as helpful as if might be. I update this journal very rarely anymore. But looking at my customization screen this is what I see.

Style System: New Style (S2)
Layout: A Sturdy Gesture
Color Theme: That Green Superhero

The rest of the customizations, I think, should be pretty self-explanatory. This goes left, this goes on the right, etc, etc.

I hope this helps. Feel free to respond again with any further layout queries. I will pretend to be an expert and help you to the best of my ability!

Love Always,
-J. Fries

[jesuscooter]

You forgot to mention the part where every once in a while they will have to anally rape you, because you miss the way your father used to do it. Don't spring that up on them at the last minute. They might run away fucker. I NEED ANOTHER WOLVERINE FOR MY VULVA

Wolverines on back order

[jojofries]

But they coming. So get your box ready, bitch!

Love Always,
J. Fries