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jojofries

Smarm City

Jul 01, 2004 00:24

I hate to cross-post or supplant entries from one area of my cyber-life into another, but this journal is sorely in need of an update. In that spirit, here is something I posted to Myspace.com (yet another online journal that I pay no attention to) some time ago:

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fidelity_astro June 30 2004, 21:37:16 UTC

we waited two months for this?

not that it didnt get me hot bebopmonkey July 1 2004, 09:03:38 UTC

but yeah, i'm with astro boy. more, better, longer, harder, etc... this was just a big tease, like a massage with no completion.

Re: not that it didnt get me hot jojofries July 1 2004, 16:47:27 UTC

This was just a shot across the bow to wake you up. Next week: JoJo In Manhattan!

See what happens when a simple lad from the steppes of Central Asia meets the big city in this fish-out-of-water tragidramedy!

-J. Fries

tragidramedy! bebopmonkey July 1 2004, 18:33:28 UTC

Ah I love those. This will go down in the Anals of History, i think.

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in the spirit of myspace... violently June 30 2004, 21:41:10 UTC

here is something i posted to myspace.com not too long ago:

dear steve,

what the fuck.

love,

mary

<3

Re: in the spirit of myspace... jojofries July 1 2004, 16:39:10 UTC

I saw that and was belabored by a vain attempt to respond to comments that folks make on my journal. In the end I gave up and pointed a gun at myself. I stuck myself for my paper. That is wrong. . .HI MARY!

-J. Fries

Re: in the spirit of myspace... violently July 11 2004, 20:30:24 UTC

dammit steve, you had me at "i saw that"

when are we going to procreate?

xoxo

mary

Re: in the spirit of myspace... jojofries July 12 2004, 13:14:38 UTC

I'm impregnating you as we speak! Can you not feel my mighty seed speeding along your felopian tube, tearing ass into your ovary and chewing your, as yet unfertilized egg, a new asshole? It so seckzie!!!

Seriously though, we will mate.

-J. Fries

alarmed June 30 2004, 22:44:15 UTC

hey man, did you know Roc?

Re: jojofries July 1 2004, 16:40:48 UTC

Of course. We ran in the same circles. We always used to hang out together at garbage man bars and talk garbage man talk. We were garbage men but, goddamnit, we had integry and self-worth! Also, we are black!

-J. Fries

Re: alarmed July 1 2004, 18:16:23 UTC

You should get that fixed.
-Alarmed

Myspace whitefire June 30 2004, 22:55:12 UTC

I would be honored to have Jojofries add me on myspace, if I am truly worth that is.

http://profile.myspace.com/users/2199867

Re: Myspace boka_cheka July 1 2004, 06:14:06 UTC

jesus christ, that burn looks like it hurt. i would think 'smouldering sensuality' would apply to that pic as well!

;]

Re: Myspace whitefire July 1 2004, 08:58:06 UTC

It sucked. Never get drunk and fall asleep on the beach.

Re: Myspace boka_cheka July 1 2004, 10:02:21 UTC

hahahahaha.

yeah, i would imagine that to be an unwise idea.

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boka_cheka July 1 2004, 06:15:06 UTC

well.. what a delightful update.

thanks for that.

if you so desire: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=59732&Mytoken=20040701060403.

identify yerself if you friend request me. =D

Re: jojofries July 1 2004, 16:53:05 UTC

I am Steve. I know what you're thinking, "Where did you come up with that CAH-RAAAAZZZY name?!?!" I get that all the time. The origins of the name are unknown, though it is thought to derive from an ancient Basque loan word whose origins are even more unknown. Plus the name is cursed so don't ever say it. Just kidding. Seriously, it is cursed.

-J. Fries