Here it is. Proof positive that I don't need another human to have a good time! God Bless you, tac00000! You are God's favorite!

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BlaXor: You are interested in "books" according to AIM, that is why I messaged you.
BlaXor: According to ( Read more... )

A few weeks ago I received another touching letter from a fan. His name is Davey Elkins, he is 9 years old and he is dying of a terminal brain cancer. Take a look, I'm sure after reading you will want to do all you can to help.

Dear Mr. O'Fries ( Read more... )

It is vitally important that your children be exposed to art, but it is not likely that they will seek it out for themselves. That is why I have created a new program that will make art appreciation fun for kids without letting them know that they actually are appreciating art, which, as your kids will tell you, "just ain't dope or funky fresh, ( Read more... )

Portions of this text originally appeared as a response in the journal of ( Read more... )

Here is a little taste of the mystery story I've been working up:

Murder on the Menu

by J. Fries

It was a hot night and the air was thick and heavy, it seemed almost liquid. As I walked the atmosphere seemed to stick to me and weigh me down, like walking through a city-sized sauna ( Read more... )

I'm certainly not the first LiveJournaler to write about his list of interests. Uncommon interests are a point of pride among many users. I, for instance, am proud to say that I have eight interests that no one else on LiveJournal has yet gotten hip to. They are (in order ( Read more... )

I have a few suggestions, Hollywood:

1) A moratorium on use of the song "Who Let the Dogs Out" in kid's movies. The movie doesn't even have to involve dogs anymore for this song to appear in it! Have we sunk so low, Hollywood?! Schande!!

2) While you're at it, no more kid's movies about dogs that talk and/or play basketball. Are we really to ( Read more... )

I changed my user picture.
It's a gay baby.
You can tell he is gay because he is thinking about dicks in that picture.

-J. Fries

I haven't used my hostage dungeon in years and it has effectively become little more than a storage area for the miscellaneous detritus that doesn't seem to belong any place else. Recently I was digging through the various hummels, old newspapers, human eyes in jars, women's underpants and bird corpses and I found something I'd not seen since I ( Read more... )

I offer this comic. It is slightly less high-tech than the last one, but I feel the spirit is still there!


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