Comments | jojofries: Achtung, Hollywood!

jojofries

Achtung, Hollywood!

Oct 10, 2003 05:32

I have a few suggestions, Hollywood:

1) A moratorium on use of the song "Who Let the Dogs Out" in kid's movies. The movie doesn't even have to involve dogs anymore for this song to appear in it! Have we sunk so low, Hollywood?! Schande!!

2) While you're at it, no more kid's movies about dogs that talk and/or play basketball. Are we really to ( Read more... )

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morkfard October 10 2003, 06:30:15 UTC

Rene Zellweger is hot to anyone who had Cabbage Patch Kids. But seriously, she's okay...good actress, I don't care. Chicago was watchable only because of Catherine Zeta though (Queen Latifah too). Imagining that Rene is a stunner pushes the limits of reason.

Kelly McGillis, Alison Doody, or Karen Allen are more my speed. They played sexy, smart, and rational characters. Today's movies are just pushing the feminism too far (over-kill) and skimping on Real Romance. Making girls like Brittany Spears seem attractive, physically and intellectually, is morally wrong. Give me Molly Ringwald any day of the week.

Re: jojofries October 10 2003, 09:27:51 UTC

I'm afraid I can't go with you on Molly Ringwald. She has never looked quite healthy to me. She looks like she secretly has a mouth full of shit to me. Ally Sheedy too. One day I will write an unsexy screenplay for Ally Sheedy, Sigourney Weaver and Leah Thompson.

-J. Fries

vicariance October 10 2003, 13:43:35 UTC

It seems to me you're trashing on all the skinny actresses. What's your take on, um, janine garafalo or sandra bullock? How about Kate Winset? Is it strictly non-anorexics what float your boat?

If so I'm totally with you.

turb0mang October 10 2003, 14:52:48 UTC

hahaha as jojo's preference of hefty girls begins to shine through..

-e

p.s. yes jojo this includes my mom

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plinko October 10 2003, 07:00:30 UTC

Jojo, why not just go all the way? Write and direct a movie based on the story of your life.

I'd watch it!

Re: jojofries October 10 2003, 09:48:47 UTC

I'll do it if I can find a studio willing to give me all the crane and dolly cam shots I want.

-J. Fries

ch October 10 2003, 10:43:57 UTC

I'm with you, except about Uma Thurman and Waterworld. She's hot and it sucked. Big time. Uma should come visit me. Costner should never be allowed to make another movie, unless it is about baseball.

Re: jojofries October 10 2003, 11:16:25 UTC

Uma looks like Don Knotts to me. And I was just kidding about Waterworld. It was nowhere near as good as The Postman.

-J. Fries

wait a sec... turb0mang October 10 2003, 11:10:27 UTC

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Re: wait a sec... jojofries October 10 2003, 11:17:30 UTC

You are incorrect, faggot.

-J. Fries

Re: wait a sec... turb0mang October 10 2003, 12:19:43 UTC

No sir, judging by your new JoJoFries baby-photo icon it is yu0 who are the faggot.

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Re: wait a sec... sajon451 October 16 2003, 08:01:15 UTC

agreed... julie stiles is just poo poo. i'd never take her back "to the love shack, baby!"

much love my little rock lobster

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from Dave "Ska" Wilkins anonymous October 20 2003, 14:12:29 UTC

There should be more ska in Hollywood films. If it's good enough for our Subway commercials, surely it's good enough for Mel Gibson's next anti-Semitic religious epic.

-Tyrone "Fells" Point