The Less Art Kids Get, the More it Shows

[jojofries]

It is vitally important that your children be exposed to art, but it is not likely that they will seek it out for themselves. That is why I have created a new program that will make art appreciation fun for kids without letting them know that they actually are appreciating art, which, as your kids will tell you, "just ain't dope or funky fresh,

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[busychild424]

If your kids say "funky fresh" then they need to be beaten up

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[jojofries]

All kids say that! That's what kids say! I am "down" with "the posses"! Don't try to trick me!

-J. Fries

[baphomatic]

ingenious. also consider issuing a publication entitled "Child Reprimander Weekly" with updates on the variety of "performance art" inspired methods of instilling neurosis and anxiety in children so that they are suitably functional components of the authoritarian techno-industrial what-have-you. wow you're funny.

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[jojofries]

Thank you, my friend! We non-reptilians gotta stick together!

-J. Fries

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[baphomatic]

non reptilians huh. well, i better not slither to your side of the synaptic spark-gap.

[alarmed]

its good to see you posting again Fries. How was rehab?

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[jojofries]

It was tough, but I've learned to own my actions, take it one day at a time and rely on my sponsor. I'll beat this sex addiction yet!

-J. Fries

[ch]

this is brilliant!

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[jojofries]

Thank you, fellow patron of the arts!

-J. Fries

[sajon451]

I can't wait for the spin off scratch-n-sniff Warhol soup can series. MMM.... hallucinogenic soup

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[jojofries]

I'm just holding out for some sausages.

-J. Fries