Ahem.

[jojofries]

I changed my user picture.
It's a gay baby.
You can tell he is gay because he is thinking about dicks in that picture.

-J. Fries

Comments

[morkfard]

He's like a fortune-telling eight-ball. The kids will be mean to him.

Re:

[jojofries]

Yeah but you can tell he's a prick just by looking at him. He deserves whatever is coming to him. Lose no sleep, my friend.

-J. Fries

[adamopoulos]

Perhaps he will straighten out if mommy buys him a Jumping Pussy.

-YDH

Re:

[jojofries]

Although jumping pussies are the solution to most problems, I'm not sure they would help this poor homosexual son of a bitch. If the Camp David Accord had made some kind of jumping pussy concession we might have made real progress in the middle east peace process. But this young man is a homo, plain and simple. There's no saving him. The upshot is that he is sure to soon have his own hit sit-com.

-J. Fries

Re: Scarlet Letter Head

[jojofries]

I've been suggesting it for years but only for babies. I mean, who wants to be craddling some baby in their arms and suddenly it starts winking suggestively and tugging on your penis?! We have to identify these tiny deviants and make them feel outcast.

-J. Fries

[baphomatic]

that rules so loud that it is drowning out the lamentations of the women

Re:

[jojofries]

Ah, the women. They are the biggest victims in all of this. These poor, poor mothers who are cursed with a homosexual child. There is little solace for these unfortunates.

-J. Fries

[skip_]

Don't let anyone EVER tell you it's your fault that your baby is gay. They're just born that way. Everyone's saying it, even the homos themselves!