Adamopoulos recently posted this entry about those anti-smoking commercials. You know the ones. . .they feature someone doing something disgusting or insane like bungee jumping into a vat of AIDS blood, then another person enters and offers the newly HIV positive bungee-jumper a cigarette. The generous offer is met with a comment like, "No way! ( Read more... )

In preparation for the Liberian regime change the U.S. government has compiled a list of President Charles
Taylor's most notorious agents. I obtained a copy of this top-secret list from a leprechaun princess close
to the White House. I give you:

LIBERIA'S MOST WANTED


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Fellas, I'm gonna need you to skip on past this entry. This one is between my lady readers and me. I owe MrMustard about a trillion plugs by now, so guys, go read his journal and leave me alone with my womens for a second ( Read more... )

Finally, a little levity on my journal! Here's a comic strip I made just for you guys:


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UPDATE: Someone pointed out to me that this post is very similar to the StrongBad E-mail found here. I created this entry before having seen the Strongbad e-mail but somehow I still feel like a thief, so I think I will be replacing this entry with something else. . .possibly a picture of Frank Gifford.

UPDATE: Here is a picture of Frank Gifford ( Read more... )

From the creator of Malcolm X, Jungle Fever and Do The Right Thing comes a television event so big you have to see it to believe it!


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Like thousands of Americans, I was a Boy Scout as a child. During hypnotic regression therapy sessions I look back on my time in the Scouts and, aside from the molestations, my memories are good. It was in the Boy Scouts that I camped for the first time, entered my first Pinewood Derby and made my first kite*. But there was something about the ( Read more... )

Hey there, Christians!
Are you tired of that old BORING Bible?

Wouldn't you like to meditate on the greatness of your God and his Holy Word in a more entertaining way?

Well now you can, with the new JoJoFries Illustrated Bible!!!

This handsome leather-bound Bible features stunning full-color illustrations of all your favorite Bible stories!

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Black people, black people, black people! These days they seem to be everywhere! From shopping malls to golf courses to our nation's roadways, it seems you can't turn around without seeing a black person! We understand that, as a white person, you may find this fact daunting; how do you communicate with them. . .what do they eat. . .is their ( Read more... )

From the makers of Em-O's comes a breakfast experience so intense it will fucking kill you!

Introducing:


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