JoJo Mills would like to introduce a new breakfast offerings coming to a Grocer near you!


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Today I took an introspective trip through the back entries of my LiveJournal. We've come a long way together, this Journal and I, and I can't help but get a little sentimental as I read some of the great old posts about things like rape and Jews and porn and rape and porn. . .and Jews. But I like to think that we learned a thing or two, as well ( Read more... )

The Story of Ft. Everstown by David O'Connell ( Read more... )

**Following is a shameless abuse of my LiveJournal for the purpose of plugging my "rock n' roll" band's upcoming show.**


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My computer recently exploded and I was without it for about three months. The first week was almost unbearable. I spent a great deal of time rolling back and forth in the fetal position. Eventually I regained enough functionality to paint a detailed mock-up computer screen on my wall. Then I made a Papier-macheTM keyboard and for a few days ( Read more... )

Unfortunate events recently compelled me to journey into some of our nation's southern states. I was born in Texas and spent many of my formative years in Louisiana so I was not unfamiliar with the terrain but it occurred to me that many of you may be, so below I have provided some brief musings on a few of the jewels in the U.S.'s southern crown ( Read more... )

You may have noticed that I haven't been posting to my LiveJournal for a long time and you probably want to know why. I don't want there to be any misunderstanding about this, so I will be frank. Here goes ( Read more... )

The makers of Priest Beat! proudly present the latest in specialized magazine technology:


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I am what some might call "the greatest musical genius of this - or any - time". My virtuosity and multi-instrumentality (I play both the synthesizer AND the drum machine!) are the stuff of legend to millions worldwide. This makes me pretty much the greatest musical authority in all of the universe and as such I have decided to provide for you, ( Read more... )

A second comic was unearthed today in an archaeological dig at the Klansy site. Those who discovered the artifact say it is too soon to know its exact age, but speculate that it may be anywhere from 8 to 10 years old. JoJoFries News Network was able to get these exclusive pictures of the find.


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