Archaeology Today

[jojofries]

A second comic was unearthed today in an archaeological dig at the Klansy site. Those who discovered the artifact say it is too soon to know its exact age, but speculate that it may be anywhere from 8 to 10 years old. JoJoFries News Network was able to get these exclusive pictures of the find.

Comments

Another Gem!

[elhoserboy]

There were foul-mouthed, ambiguously gay, floating orb thingies around 8-10 years ago? I had no idea...

You're a fucking genius, by the way.

Re: Another Gem!

[jojofries]

Who knew?! I always thought Kelly Osbourne was the first foul-mouthed orb, but apparently she had a predecessor.

-J. Fries

[tugena13]

i like that bixley's battle cry is "akira kurosawa"

Re:

[jojofries]

Yeah, ever since he saw Rashomon it's all he talks about.

-J. Fries

Let's not jump the gun here

[adamopoulos]

Wait a second. Many questions have been left unanswered. As Jambles and Bixley hover off into the sunset, one has to wonder what their future relationship will be like. I'm concerned that Jambles will always subtly remind Bixley of his superiority. I am also concerned how Jambles never closed his eyes during the steamy kiss scene. I was always told by my great grandfather before his passing that when one of the kissing participant's eyes are open, it means that person is not to be trusted.

What about Jambles's mother? How will her supposed whore-dom factor into this blossoming homosexual relationship? Thanks for bringing up my great grandfather, by the way. He's dead, you know. I'm sad. You guys are a bunch of asls.

-YDH

Re: Let's not jump the gun here

[jojofries]

These are all very good questions. Sadly, we will have to wait and hope that the site yields more such artifacts before we can begin to know the answers.

Your great grandfather was a terrible kisser, by the way.

-J. Fries