Em-O's are such a drag. If you're going to eat a gay cereal, why not try Cookie Lisp, the breakfast treat preferred by homosexuals everywhere! Or its lesbian counterpart, Alpha Butch. Or you could just do away with the eating and spend that time having crazy buttsex. That might be a better way to go.
-Dontrelle Jamalkins (a representative of the black basketball-playing community)
Jojo, I am glad that you received some comments on this post. I watched with horror after you posted it and nobody said anything. It deserves much better. I think everyone was asleep.
I desperately wanted to say something but I don't know what an Emo is. Actually, I kind of know (only because of livejournal) but I've never seen one in real life, not even at the zoo or the aquarium.
Perhaps some day I can go on safari in a college town or big city with a guide, such as yourself, and you can identify the local fauna for me. Hopefully we'll see some Emo.
I'm not sure there is anything quite so thrilling as an Emo safari. That is not to say that it isn't a lot of hard work, but at that magic moment, when you chop back the brush and see your first Emo grazing at a Get Up Kids or Texas is the Reason concert it is all worth it.
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-Dontrelle Jamalkins
(a representative of the black basketball-playing community)
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I desperately wanted to say something but I don't know what an Emo is. Actually, I kind of know (only because of livejournal) but I've never seen one in real life, not even at the zoo or the aquarium.
Perhaps some day I can go on safari in a college town or big city with a guide, such as yourself, and you can identify the local fauna for me. Hopefully we'll see some Emo.
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-J. Fries
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