Comments | jojofries: Break! Fast!

jojofries

Break! Fast!

Jul 02, 2003 16:15

From the makers of Em-O's comes a breakfast experience so intense it will fucking kill you!

Introducing:

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andrasta July 2 2003, 13:51:02 UTC

So that's why BamBam was so strong....

Re: jojofries July 2 2003, 14:30:34 UTC

That and 'roids.

-J. Fries

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Re: jojofries July 2 2003, 14:30:12 UTC

And I love you. If I make only one person choke on a dick it is all worth it.

-J. Fries

Re: kid on Cocoa Busts cereal box irnmadn July 2 2003, 17:05:07 UTC

At least now we know what Macaulay Culkin has been up to.

Yours truly,
Buxton J. Rodanthe III
(heir to the Rodanthe, Inc. pier-making fortune)

Re: kid on Cocoa Busts cereal box jojofries July 3 2003, 11:19:41 UTC

Ah, yes. Macaulay was lucky to scoop up that endorsement deal. He is the ideal spokesperson for Cocoa Busts, what with his penchant for drug use n' all.

Sincerely,
Chespar Threshington, II, Esq. Jr., Sr.

turb0mang July 3 2003, 06:47:24 UTC

BUSTS! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

plinko July 3 2003, 07:42:51 UTC

Fruity stabs, for the CEREAL KILLER in us ALL.

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. I MADE A FUNNY JOKE THAT NO ONE HAS EVER MADE BEFORE. HAHAHA. SO CLEVER.

Re: jojofries July 3 2003, 11:21:20 UTC

Listen here. Fruity Stabs is about FUN. You are trying to make it something bizarre and unhealthy. It is meant to take the fun of stabbing and killing and put it into breakfast form.

-J. Fries