Break! Fast!

[jojofries]

From the makers of Em-O's comes a breakfast experience so intense it will fucking kill you!

Introducing:

Comments

[irnmadn]

You should come up with a product that takes all the fun of gang-rape and puts it into pancake form. Maybe then, our long national nightmare of not having rape-related breakfast food would be over. (That is, if you don't count the Trix rabbit's tendency to sodomize young boys, although those anti-social qualities sadly don't carry over to his rape-free, yet deliciously fruity namesake cereal.)

-Madison Prescott Vengtimilia IV

[alarmed]

That's it. I tried really hard to not put you on my friends list. But I failed yet again.

Re:

[jojofries]

Why would you say no when it saying yes feels soooo good?

-J. Fries

i was leaving the bar tonight and saw someone get hit by a car

[anonymous]

steve,
did your computer blow up again?
you are the worst fake boyfriend i have ever had.
you won't even give me cyber sex.
you asshole!

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