FUNdamentalism!!!

[jojofries]

Hey there, Christians!
Are you tired of that old BORING Bible?

Wouldn't you like to meditate on the greatness of your God and his Holy Word in a more entertaining way?

Well now you can, with the new JoJoFries Illustrated Bible!!!

This handsome leather-bound Bible features stunning full-color illustrations of all your favorite Bible stories!

Comments

AHHAHAHAA OMFG

[turb0mang]

Sir, i should not be laughing at that ... but your illustrations are 'tha bomb' -- i didn't know God had laser eyes. I especially like the illustration of Lot's wife the salt shaker.. too bad she didn't listen -- ROFLMAO.

Ok now I need to go to church...

-e

Re: AHHAHAHAA OMFG

[jojofries]

I regret that God didn't turn Lot's daughters into pepper, or perhaps Montreal Steak Seasoning.

-J. Fries

Re: AHHAHAHAA OMFG

[illicit]

Mmmmmm.... steak...

[plinko]

Do you think this new illustrated Bible will help me have clearer, fresher, more alive skin?

Also, can it help me lose weight or Make Money Fast? Inquiring minds want to know.

Re:

[jojofries]

Hmmm. . .seeing as your name is "Pope" it seems like you should already know this, but the answer is "yes". You can do anything if you have Holy Ghost Power and the Bible will fill you with it if you will only believe. You will triple your productivity! And kiss those blemishes goodbye!

-J. Fries

[mysteryfood]

Apples? I thought they were called "mellons."

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[jojofries]

Well, you have to remember that was back in Bible times.

-J. Fries

[stargazer83]

Woo buddy.
I've been reading your posts for the last month-ish...and they crack my shit up.
It's a shame you aren't appreciated as much as you should be.
You're one funny fella.

You should publish a zine and sell it.
You'd have quite the fanclub, I'd think.

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[jojofries]

Thanks! You are kind to say this, but bringing laughter and joy to the people who read my journal at the expense of those less fortunate is all the reward I need! Tell your friends!

-J. Fries

[irnmadn]

I had no idea Eve had rectangular black nipples. Thank you for setting me straight on that matter. You learn something new about titties every day, it seems.

Love,
Ten Fingers McGovern,
the King of Blood Lake

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[jojofries]

But they gave no milk. Her children suckled at the teet of God, which gave awesome milk that was all Godded up.

-J. Fries